Tuesday, December 6, 2011

CUGARS

HELLO I WILL TELL YOU FACTS ABOUT..........cougars

(image from Wikipedia)

They eat meat. They are solitary. They live in Canada, North America, Mexico, Central America, South America, but not not Alaska. That sucks for the people in Alaska.

Monday, February 14, 2011

red panda

The Red panda is red. It is not a raccoon it is a red panda. They live is Asia so they are not here. Here is a picture from wikipedia.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

rabbit trap and birds

There is a rabbit trap in our backyard. And me and Sam made it. And me and Sam have airsoft guns (actually not me, only Sam has one but I have a sling shot that my grandma gave to me for Christmas).  We made it with spinach for live bait and had a box and a stick was holding it up. There was a rope tied to the stick and when we pulled the rope, the stick fell and the box fell on it. Our next-door neighbor has a rabbit that leaves rabbit bombs in our yard (it's world war 2 with bunnies!).
We camped out on the trampoline one night and we saw a cougar and we tried to shoot it and then we saw a black bear at one o'clock in the morning and there was a coyote and it was holding the rabbit that we caught in our trap in his mouth (That little coyote is a peshhtttt!)
That's all.
Bye.

And this is a picture of one from wikipedia.

This is what it would look like if Sam and I caught it and killed it and took our pocket knives and butchered it:





We would be the ones that gut it. Woo Hoo! Mom would cook it and the family would eat it for a snack. Good bye, I am going hunting for wabbits!!


Friday, January 21, 2011

if i could ride an Elephant...

If I could ride an elephant, I'd wish it wouldn't ram me or my dead jackal. I think that elephants have babies so their babies can bonk you with their tusks. And I'd fear that a ton of lions would attack me and my elephant. And there would be gazelles running crazy. But I wish there was an elephant in my back yard. If there was an elephant in my back yard, I would get my dad's rifle and shoot it a billion times! "A BOOM, A BOOM, A BOOM, A BOOM"  But my mom and dad won't let me cause they are too mean.


[Note from the mean dad: it would take a million shots to kill an elephant with a .22]




Photo Credit: http://bit.ly/ifCBPx

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Hi everyone, my name is Jake...

This is a blog about animals. My favorite carnivorous is a jackal. I would like to shoot a jackal. It is my favorite animal because it looks like a dog (sort of), and looks like my name: Jackal, Jake. They are omnivores. That means they eat anything. They like to eat small mammals,birds and reptiles.

Here is a link to the wikipedia article about jackals.