if i could ride an Elephant...

If I could ride an elephant, I'd wish it wouldn't ram me or my dead jackal. I think that elephants have babies so their babies can bonk you with their tusks. And I'd fear that a ton of lions would attack me and my elephant. And there would be gazelles running crazy. But I wish there was an elephant in my back yard. If there was an elephant in my back yard, I would get my dad's rifle and shoot it a billion times! "A BOOM, A BOOM, A BOOM, A BOOM"  But my mom and dad won't let me cause they are too mean.


[Note from the mean dad: it would take a million shots to kill an elephant with a .22]

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Hi everyone, my name is Jake...

This is a blog about animals. My favorite carnivorous is a jackal. I would like to shoot a jackal. It is my favorite animal because it looks like a dog (sort of), and looks like my name: Jackal, Jake. They are omnivores. That means they eat anything. They like to eat small mammals,birds and reptiles.

Here is a link to the wikipedia article about jackals.